I have nothing useful or interesting to say. I have had a pleasant, if rather dull day, doing not very much, followed by a quiet night out with Antony, Marcia and Andrew, which was nice, since we haven’t really just had a chance to go out for a quiet drink in ages – it always seems to be big sessions with a large crowd.

Like I say, pleasant, but hardly anything worth talking about. So tell you what, why don’t you go and read about Anna’s day, which sounds like it was more interesting than mine.

Go on, sod off.