I’ve been putting off a trip to the barbers for a couple of months, so my hair’s a bit longer than I’ve generally had it for the last couple of years. No, I know you hadn’t noticed, but that’s not the point. And I’m thinking, “It’s a new year, I’ve got a new job, why not think about doing something more drastic than usual?” But of course, I am feeble and weak-willed and cannot possibly make a decision for myself, and thus I turn to the wisdom of LJ. So: