Anyone fancy going to this in a few weeks time? White Mischief are doing a night there that should be well worth attending…

I would not wish to suggest that any of our clients has ever said anything like this, or that I laughed in hollow recognition of behaviours I have encountered time and time again. Absolutely not.

There is a part of my brain insisting that some of these had to have been jokes, even for the time. m Sadly, I suspect they weren't. Still, they're kind of funny *now*.