"A few inches of skirts, page three girls, children swearing, glue-sniffing and acid house parties. How will it end? Is this progress? " This has been my amusement for today.

It turns out that sometimes good things *do* happen in Milton Keynes. I know, I'm as shocked as you. A new thing, by the people who did the Sultan's Elephant. If anyone fancies making a group trip out of it, Miranda and I have tickets for 3pm on the 31st of July.