Even slime mould can make decisions, it turns out. Sounds like it may be smarter than some humans.

Is there anyone in the US who I can paypal cash to, who would be willing to order to have them order one of these and post it on to me?

Of interest to a few folk around here, I'd imagine – a day at The French Laundry, a look at how they work, and how their ever changing menus are put together.