Last summer, I picked up a few really rather nice short-sleeved linen shirts – two black, and one purple. (Yes, there is a theme in my wardrobe. Well done for spotting it.) Anyway: They were reasonably priced, fairly nice looking and very comfortable. I’ve still got them, but I thought I’d try and pick up a few more this year. Initial expedition to the places I got last year’s from have failed to bear fruit, so I thought I’d look on-line. Surely somewhere in the world has to be selling the sort of shirt I want, in a colour I want.

Apparently not. Can I find anywhere that’s setting men’s short sleeved linen shirts in non-pastel colours? Not a fucking chance.

I have nothing useful to say, I just wanted to vent. Go back to whatever you were doing.